the-real-mozart:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

(via king-gee-dorah)

the-real-mozart:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

(via king-gee-dorah)

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

(Source: malformalady, via king-gee-dorah)

…and months later I find you hiding behind dead roses and a disneyland pass. #deadrosesarebeautiful #betseyjohnson #letsgotodisneyland #diamondfell #watch #beautiful

…and months later I find you hiding behind dead roses and a disneyland pass. #deadrosesarebeautiful #betseyjohnson #letsgotodisneyland #diamondfell #watch #beautiful

I look like a brat doll today…#cabesona #hairisfullofsecrets #bored #specialbracelets #gotmoreheadthenbody

I look like a brat doll today…#cabesona #hairisfullofsecrets #bored #specialbracelets #gotmoreheadthenbody

When she finally starts using ya lingo you lowkey became a part of her.

(Source: sosa-parks, via beletza)

(Source: weheartit.com, via silly-luv)

Job interviews are scary.

Job interviews are scary.

Tags: interview

I need a head count.! Must wear something mexican.!! #mole #posole #aburro #birria #everything #paquitaladelbarrio

I need a head count.! Must wear something mexican.!! #mole #posole #aburro #birria #everything #paquitaladelbarrio

Morning laughs..for sure.

Morning laughs..for sure.

I give up

I do.

My mum would be proud #realfamily #blood #imissedthem #tear  (at Whittier Narrows)

My mum would be proud #realfamily #blood #imissedthem #tear (at Whittier Narrows)

I am 23..5’10..my little cousin is 13…6,2 ..yup he is a beast. #familytime #imissedhim #migordito

I am 23..5’10..my little cousin is 13…6,2 ..yup he is a beast. #familytime #imissedhim #migordito

how did I end up here. #byefelicia #hynas  (at Bar 107)

how did I end up here. #byefelicia #hynas (at Bar 107)